Dream Vision Quest
You will receive nothing.
Time makes fools of us all
– The Ninja
There's one born every minute
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Dream Vision Quest
Life as a Traffic Light
Outlook is changeable.
AED 4'000'000
Is it Aliens?
It's never aliens.
SGD 40'000'000
Secret Project
Details to be revealed at the next ninja parade.
VND 3'500'000'000'000
"Truth"
The best source of no-ledge on the Interwebz
Ledge-free content guaranteed.*
Not actually guaranteed
Eh Be
How "Big Ninja" controls your mind.
You cannot read this article. You want to read this article but you cannot. Big Ninja!
See Dee
You'll die on Mars.
Prepare for your upcoming abduction.
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Counterpoint: You won't die on Mars
Yes, you will. They are among us. They cannot be stopped.